That Russell Westbrook’s rich. Rich, I tell ya. He’s got more bread than a prison meatloaf. (pause) Who’m I talkin’ to?

Kevin Chapman/Fusco is chilling as a Rhode Island Irish mob boss getting muscled by the Italians in Brotherhood, a little-seen 3-season show that was Showtime’s pale response to The Wire.

Like there aren’t sober assholes.

♫ Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth’s

I’m going as “user-generated content” (i.e. not going at all)

I’d say that our state government is some sort of mash-up of 1984, The Handmaid’s Tale and Oliver Twist, but all of those books have probably been banned by the State Board of Education.

The State of Alabama issued a rejoinder: “Whose Constitution? Your Constitution? The YANKEE Constitution? C’mon, motherfucker, it’s go time!”

Only if that distance is greater than 2 feet.

I think the Baylessian part of our brains were called Bad Brains and that inspired a hardcore/reggae band in DC in the late 70s

He needs to step it up, he’ll never be a superstar until Deadspin or ESPN christens his pre-game warm-up shots SICK or INSANE or SICK AND INSANE.

If she’s in Janet Leigh’s role, Janet was 36 when the movie was released, J-Lo is 47.

Can’t wait for The Pajama Game or South Pacific Live. What did our country do to deserve this? Oh yeah, subjugated non-white people for four centuries, warmongering, huge contributions to environmental neglect, etc.

As a non-delusional Texans/Rockets fan and given each’s leadership, I’m in a “why bother making the playoffs” holding pattern indefinitely, or until I run out of gas like those planes in Die Hard II

A guy Daryl Morey drafted actually started a game for the Rockets and I nearly fell out of my chair in surprise. And then another came off the bench! What a world!

The Knicks making the playoffs must be to a New Yorker what the Texans (EDIT *or Rockets, now that I think about it*) making the playoffs is to an Houstonian: we’re thinking “why bother, you’ll just lose draft position.”

Maybe they mean a different type of Wizard, one that doesn’t operate so much in the realm of magic as he does mismanagement.

That’s DLC breeding for you: play prevent defense while your dumpster fire of an opponent collapses, then eventually stake out a triangulated position one nanometer to the left of the GOP.

Was she the one who did “Two of Hearts”?

Let’s not forget to take time to remember the vision of the NFL, placing an expansion franchise in that town and not a more suitable place, like say the bottom of the ocean.

I can’t help but feel that ‘Republican voice of reason’ is an oxymoron, or at least represents the sort of goalpost-shifting that would require the joint efforts of several space agencies.