I took some Wayne Allan Root from a holistic healing shop for my indigestion and ended up with genital warts.

Hopefully true love expressed through recycled social media messages can reverse climate change

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Shades of Just The Ten Of Us ‘98

They’re doing for a living wage what they did for Southeast Asia 50 years ago.

I’m imagining Robert De Niro and some security toughs with a staple gun, yelling “CHATTER’S JUSTICE!”

Strike-through This, Testy, and Hand

Damn I thought Jim Rome had been canceled, meaning that his two-decade reign of racking terror had come to an end.

It would be odd if they were subjectively convinced that he was an absolute liability.

“What’s all the fuss about? Just sit back and nature, which abhors a tie, will take its course.” — Donovan McNabb

I was ~sure~ he was going to go for the Seinfeld “last person to succumb to self-gratification wins” model.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be whatever it is the fuck Patrick Redford is. Twitter video auditor?

Be gentle on them, they don’t like or watch football that much.

At least when Osweiler commits his playoff war crime for the 8-8 Texans it won’t be totally unexpected, giving his shitting the bed against every half-decent team away from the AFC South they played.

Rooting for the Texans is like ordering unflavored ice milk and then getting botulism poisoning from it.

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As for Tom Cruise’s latest offering, it looked so generic the poster should have just been a white background with A MOVIE WITH ACTION IN IT in bold black lettering.

Take Mr. and Mrs. SMith and add two unnecessary people, including that bearded fuck who’s in fucking everything. GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!

Fitzpatrick: (throws 9 interceptions in Week 8)

Given that people can be cut for any or no reason, maybe the NFL doesn’t get involved at all and the team that’s desperate enough to hire a known abuser takes the hit, the family or ex-family gets the guaranteed money. For marginal/practice squad players the economic uncertainty is already present.