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Chad Ghostal
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You might remember him from movies like Law Enforcement University

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Look, it’s perfectly understandishable.

The Dodgers bullpen in Game 7 backing up Rich Hill should be formidable: Tim Mazurinsky, Larry Kroeger, Gary Sweeney, and Tony Roselli.

How serendipitous, I think Laremy Tunsil is going as Smokey.

The exasperated middle go-go girl makes me wonder whether Alison Brie is an immortal.

First a doomed replicant and then revealed to be Smokey in a woman costume.

His brother Guy was beaten something unmerciful by Moe’s patrons

Kissing not necessary, just need to hold hands to exchange long protein strands.

How about the participants cut huge checks and in doing so are granted the privilege of not having to attend this arcane bit of shit-theater.

Jennifer and Darren? No-ah way!

Great we’re faced with a potentially catastrophic election, the Earth is on fire, my performance review is coming up, and all I’ll be able to think about is ARE MY PIZZA CRUSTS AS CRISPY AS THEY COULD BE AND IF NOT WILL THE PIZZA STONE CRISP THEM TO MY SATISFACTION

Great we’re faced with a potentially catastrophic election, the Earth is on fire, my performance review is coming

That’s curling for you!

How else is one supposed to develop a Cavalier attitude?

I’m thinking something along these lines.

You should have been the Astros’ most feared hitter until 2010 (or beyond), you head-painting degenerate

It was revealed that many of the UNC people failed to attend their required classes.

(Chris Berman in front of animated cranial X-ray) And then his brain went WHOOP (brain bounces off back of skull) and he was BUMBLING RUMBLING CRUMBLING STUMBLING

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Man this protocol is all sorts of jacked up. Wait a minute. Jacked up? JACKED UP?!?

He needs to be frog-marched in front of a magistrate.

It gets tricky with the “and they smell like rotting beef carcasses” line.