Twist ending: He actually believes this, which is not outside the realm of possibility when one considers the low level of mental functioning of the average GOPer, much less an elected one.

All plays should be reviewed and all penalties possible should be searched for in multiple review booths preferably by drones feeding digital information into a bank of Kray supercomputers. That way games will take 5 days to complete and we wouldn’t have so many football-free days within the week feeding our sense of…

My finest hour was voting for Hagelin, the transcendental meditation Natural Law Party candidate, in 1992. Sorry Slick Willie but Tsongas should have won that primary.

I live in Texas and, without the opportunity to vote against either of my incumbent Senators, may actually go out and vote in the office chance the Trump-ites petulantly sit this one out and a load of new, young, Latino voters come out and vote. 538 has her chances of winning Texas at 18%, which is twice as great as…

Man curling is more violent than I remembered

Clubbing for months? Those poor seal pups.

But what if he’s in favor of building lots of afforable housing

Don’t worry, all the runways will be underwater from catastrophic global climate change soon enough.

In the words of Meatwad, they dumb. Dumb as hell.

We need affordable housing to house all of Hamilton’s takes. Three units should suffice.

“What do you think I’ve been doing over here?” — Trump

But just think of all the roadkill-related Facebook memes his candidacy could spawn.

Sounds like Mo Vaughn moved on.

How do you get Fisher Stevens to direct and not have one of the speeches delivered by Johnny Five?

Great if you can’t stop watching how will I be apprised of managerial changes in the Lichtensteinian 9th division over 75 league. 

Just get him in touch with some malware that can use other teams’ tablets’ cameras against them and he’ll be back on board.

I hope there will be a third review of an incident in the same game so that I can again comment!

Fun fact: Dancing With the Stars was the original title of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos.

C’mon, refs, nobody came to the game to see you (watches Jets play) although you might be in second place behind the Cardinals

The Battle of Britton continues.