Please tell me that for Mr. Manship, Jeff is short for Jefferson

Day 4: Tebow Becomes a Jobu Acolyte

The good news is that such a pledge is a small part* in why the chances of the GOP holding the Senate is down to about 25%, with the prospect of the GOP maintaining the status quo (i.e. not losing seats) at 3% (there’s an equal chance that the Democrats pick up 10 seats, giving them a 56-44 advantage).

“I wouldn’t piss on him if his heart were on fire”

It’s a real Oscar Gamble on his part.

Private companies despoiling the environment? Private army of goons? Using the cops to protect moneyed interests? This is some Harlan County USA-level shit here. Hell, this story should be America’s new national symbol, replacing that tired-ass bald eagle.

I heard he uses non-union caterers

The phone lines are tangled up and he’s blue.

Not only that, but the model for Chief Wahoo was an Italian guy.

“Why can’t she just tell us to drink Bud Light for 45 minutes?”

Well, red zone efficiency used to be their Forte.

“You see why I have Richard on my team, because he ends his punchlines with ‘naval policy’”

“You are suspended 2 weeks and fined $12,500 for sloth and inactivity”

If you get a chance, Richard Ayoade (especially with Noel Fielding) is hilarious on UK quiz shows, and he’s done a few travelogues and gadgetry series. I can’t get enough of his wit and demeanor, and like me he’s half-Norwegian.

“Letter From The NFC West Basement”

I still think the NFC South is at least the AFC South’s mirror version (three terrible teams, the current leader will eventually crumble in the playoffs)

After getting shut out in the playoffs at home last year, he really should have just walked into the Gulf of Mexico. Failing that, getting shut out by the Patriots gave him a second opportunity to walk into a large body of nearby water.

I love how Belichick plays the extremely long game, promoting simpletons to jumped-up positions like offensive coordinator and then releasing them into the wild (now imbued with the “Patriots pedigree”) to be snatched up by its competitors.

(strike-through Third Party)

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