Right. If they were taking orders for iPads and not delivering then no one would question it. But it’s something that is important to women, so it’s stupid and everyone has to chime in to decide what these women’s priorities should be.

They choose to spend their money however they want. I lost a shit ton of money and the whole saga was on Gawker. I was subjected (I was quoted from a news source) to a lot of people telling me how stupid I was and how they would have spent that money. It didn’t make me feel better and in fact, made me feel actively…

I never found monogamy hard.

Agreed. I definitely think they’ll be part of the final two/three. And I’m hoping he picks Vanessa because Rachel is too good for him and I would love to see her on the Bachelorette.

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

On the other hand, don’t you think that, if parents CAN help their kids with certain things, then it’s nice/a good thing that they do?

People that have those things and then say they do things on their own drive me crazy. Be more self aware, please. You have help.

A reunion of Friends ... from Night Court!

I’m in the ending stages of getting an amazing, career-kickstarting job, after being unemployed for almost 8 months. I had a final marathon of interviews on Friday, after which a friend and I went out to dinner. We started talking about the election, and she said “I’m more sure that Clinton is going to be the next…

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

I went to my local bar for a beer, it was dead silent in there...every one of us hunched over our beer. Went for coffee today, same shit. Making eye contact in my town is hard, it’s depressing AF out here.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

tl;dr: we’re fucked but half of us knew that.

If I were Rosie O’Donnell, I’d be terrified right now.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

Well sure he has a penis and, as is abundantly clear to basically anyone who does not have one, a large percentage of the population thinks that having a penis is a requirement for the presidency. Look bottom line Biden would have had major issues if he had run. He’s said a lot stupid shit over the years, he’s been…

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

You know, I’m gonna say something I think we all need to remember. It’s good to have an adversary, and better to have a worthy one.

Uh huh, because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job and they are poor enough that they stay because they must. Or they have no transportation. Or they have no money for fuel to leave. Or they just got leave as of today and are stuck on the highway like my brother, his wife, and their five…