I enjoy Martha’s and Snoop’s friendship. It’s cute he gave her a painting.

Yeah, that’s one of the things I love about parenting; getting to see everything with wonder all over again.

“I’m not counting 14 year olds who try out a tabloid diet for two days. I’m also not counting people who juice cleanse, fast or cut out things they’re not allergic to for the purpose of “detoxifying.” I’m specifically talking about people who do calorie counts, portion control and avoid fat.”

Wow, my experience could not be more different from yours. Every single woman I’m close with, from thin to fat, in different parts of the world, from all walks of life, has dieted. There was a period of time where I had to ask my friends to stop talking about Weight Watchers because I just couldn’t deal with them…

If I had access to GT, I wanted to write a rant about this very thing.

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

What your local Planned Parenthood doesn’t have Coven Tuesdays?

Working out of a clinic in his own home,

Pretty sure the thought/trauma of someone sticking a needle into my clit, would be enough to stop me from having an orgasm ever again.

P.S. Thank you for your 18 years of hard work on behalf of the kiddos.

“We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton. There’s special needs there, there’s mental impairment...”

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

Far be it from me to question the Chinese adhesion to modern medicine, but it’s extremely easy to plan a missed period with birth control. If I was swimming at the Olympics, I would of course be doing that, no question. Not because period blood is a public health concern, but because I wouldn’t want cramps or any…

People are collectively fascinated by the sex lives of Olympians.

Damn, was really, really, really hoping this would be about a post-sex fight between secret but in-synch lovers David Boudia and Steele Johnson.

All night? Completely unnecessary.

Can we not make this about victimizing women and can we stop with the overuse of the term ~slut shaming? Women are grown ass individuals who should be held responsible for bad behavior. We’re not discussing men right now. Her own roommate is locking her out the night before their biggest day at the Olympics. That’s…

I want to write something rabidly pro-gun-control, pro-universal-healthcare, pro-domestic-violence-training-for-police-officers, but words are failing me. These kids had a right to grow up happy and healthy with happy, healthy parents who loved them. At least one of their parents failed them, but we as a society also…

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.