Go fuck yourself.

If people want to effect change, real change - they gotta stop having conversations with the NRA and their ilk, who’s sole job is to stop limits on gun proliferation.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Black women couldn’t vote until 1920, but I’m willing to give Ditka the benefit of the doubt and just say he rounded up from 97 to 100 for the sake of convenience. (/s)

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

It was the 609 back in my day!

Respect the 856!!

As a consumer of the NFL and the various products they shill, I am entitled to comment on the sport and its various players. I observe, I disquisionate, but you may choose to refer to it as ‘lecture’. You can come at me, I’m a man, I’m fifty.

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

You heard the man, folks.

You heard the man, folks.

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

I will personally buy this game for anyone who hasn’t played it that wants it.

I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read in the last 20 minutes.

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...