Still waiting for a Grand Caravan Town and Country Pacifica Hellcat.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Ayup. In high school when Half-Life launched.

Worked the Half-Life 2 launch just after graduating from undegrad.

No fucks left to give now.

Valve can launch it—and I’ll buy it—on sale.

Been too long. They’ve plumbed the well of public goodwill as hard as they ever could; at this point, they’d do better to forget it than…

Not those that waited to buy a cheap air-cooled 911...

This is retro done very, very right.

Oh mighty god of the cars,

And I already know what it will look like when it goes on sale!

They butter have found a way to egg-scape, otherwise they’re toast because I never sausage destruction.

IHOPe there was nobody in the cars.

Alfa Romeo is that super hot girl who keeps standing me up for dates, yet for some reason I keep asking her out.

Am I the only one who just throws points at Luck in an effort to play a complete doofus who blindly and constantly stumbles into success? Anyone? Bueller?

I'm going to have to disagree with Enzo on "the most beautiful car ever made" XKE. It looks like it belongs in a Dr. Seuss book. It has beautiful components but together it doesn't work.

Yeah, but...don’t be a dick.

Subarus never live up to the striking looks of their concepts.

I can’t wait for people to get over this arbitrary attachment to cylinder count. Performance is what I care about.

I know it’s not quite a quarter million, but get a few options and it will be close. GT-R Nismo is not that much further down, either. Does it matter, if the engine is competitive and makes you feel good in all the right places? I don’t think Ford is scared at throwing big V8s at problems, they clearly have some sort…

You must be loads of fun at parties