I know one person who owns a 300. He chain smokes, always listens to metal, drives at least 60 in a 25, and orders two orders of meat for himself for every vegetarian at the table (so they would have killed fewer animals if they'd just eaten meat in the first place).  A hellcat motor is completely on-brand.

This is kind of unimpressive power these days. That said, I ride a 75bhp single and think it’s a riot.

That’s hardly fair.

Next up: Steve uses a puppy-play tail plug as a muffler stopper for a bike wash… leather restraints for truck transport….  And silicone lubricant for his chain..

Great job team!  Now get to work on the new S2000! 

https://www.theonion.com/what-the-hell-did-i-cram-in-my-anus-last-night-1819583702

Give us a rudimentary wavetable synthesizer that generates a “composition code” that can be shared with other owners and watch the community go absolutely fucking nuts. It’ll be epic.

Based on the business model, things I’d imagine it does:

Give us 4-wheel bi-directional burnout mode (pushing or pulling), and all will be forgiven.

Hemispheric batteries.

I think I figured it out. A 2 Cubic Yard dumpster is ~$1300:

I’m wagering it’s enough to push it off a cliff, though....

The Aveo is probably akin to two week old boiled ham... It’s ostensibly the main course, but nobody wants to eat it anymore... and the people who did originally want it had questionable judgment.

They’re asserting this because dealers are in breach of contract and can lose access if they do something to harm the brand. This is a specific bit of legalese intended to raise the hairs on the backs of the necks of dealers.

I have a six year old, and “don’t walk out in front of a moving car” is something you *teach* children.

I once made a “topological closure” joke to a friend who was pondering his chances of landing a three way with a girl he found attractive and her boyfriend.

Clean like that, it was an instant NP.  I think you just got this car instantly sold.

This’ll be like the Tootsie Pop commercial....

Sick burn detected...

Somewhere someone at Honda is like “hey! that’s basically an Accord Crosstour!”