Honestly, if someone rolled up next to me and waved their body spray out the window, I'd be *more* worried.

To be fair, they were rolling in a G35, so "close, but no cigar" is kinda their zone.

Texas: America’s nuts.

This sort of rant-writing of highly suspect opinions is as jalopnik as brown station wagons, scraped knuckles, and empty wallets.

For me it’s the small footprint. A modern 911 is basically a dead ringer in length and width for a current Honda CR-V. Older 911s were closer to a 2000's Civic hatchback in length and width.

Can’t drive a manual? Don’t worry! Porsche will push this into the garage of your choosing so you can sit in your investment car at your leisure. When you later want to auction it off, we’ll push it back out again.

It’s a testament to the style of the car that I was like “what the fuck are you talking about? There’s nobody the...”

Oh man... Well, I Orlove’d every minute of it, and now this place is going to feel, well, turned upside down or something...

$4 for your shoes.

In 26 years of car ownership, I’ve never sold a car.

That’s reasonable, but you should be prepared to pay cash or just not get the vehicle.

Just. Pay. Cash.

Don’t knock CVT’s! It’s the best chance I'll ever get to purchase that motorboat experience of reving ahead of movement...  That or a smoked clutch...

If it's a real DeLorean, it will come with several pairs of walking shoes...

They'll never not be confusing...

Mustangs are disturbingly touchy when it comes to breaking the tail loose.

At this point, it feels like BaT is trying to take the crown for "most ridiculous overpayment for something of limited value" from OpenSea...

This is the Ferrari with the matching luggage filled with cocaine, right?

Unless the front trunk has been filled to the brim with cocaine, I don't see how this is a reasonable thing in the slightest.

1. A history of disappointment and catastrophic failure.