Williams looks dead-on like my Losi Junior 2 RC car scheme when I was 11.

Uh. Where is the Bugatti EB110?

It's an exotic dancer term?  I was just making a stupid joke.  I haven't heard the word used for anything other than the brand.

Eddie, put your phone away at the strip club, and tell Adam’s mom she’s doing great...

Gallopnik.... Right?

Seeing you not-so-subtly shred the ad-crazed comments-system-from-hell slow-motion fiasco that this site has become in spite of the valiant and heartfelt efforts of it’s writers and readers is somehow comforting.

Put a brown manual wagon on its roof and you've got yourself the good old days!

This is the absolute wrong take. We should take the Olympics back to their roots, by having them compete naked.

You have enough to back this out now.

I saw a BMW 550i at the garage recently that is a frequent flyer.  Based on the series of coolant leaks, I'd wager that car costs $6k to maintain quarterly...

I’m just gonna put on my armchair mechanic hat and suggest that it’s probably something to do with the electrical system.

The hearse drove itself to the funeral?

Meh... He says that to all the girls...

If I rolled into the local garage with this, they’d laugh until they passed out, as it is just a host of expensive problems designed in from the beginning. Valve cover gaskets leaking oil on the alternator? Timing chains made of putty? Critical parts of the coolant system made with plastic that gets brittle with... hea…

Yeah.  I was just kidding.  Check 21 went into effect back in 2004, and it was pretty much the last straw in going all digital. 

Kansas City is a Federal Reserve bank location, and Denver is one of their satellite sites... What is it with you guys putting on miles because of Federal Reserve activity?

SH-AWD?  Your table is ready....

If you voted “Nice Price”, it feels like you failed your.... iQ test...

That’s exactly what I’m going for, except emissions category is a function of many factors (including transmission programming).

A few problems exist: