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Romo needs more swag.

“His username paid homage to the 15th century Aztec ruler Moctezuma II,” SI helpfully notes.

Gee, maybe not caring about their seed should’ve occured about two months and 1000 LeBron minutes ago.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Congratulations to Drew! I knew Emmitt would eventually hire a pro social media guy!

That’s the Denver sports network broadcaster, dum dum.

Check your inbox

He’s a rookie and Russ is from somewhere in the Orion Nebula.

“Whatever, Kawhi Leonard should still get the MVP”

At what point is Ty Lue thrown under the David Blatt Memorial Bus?

“Call them the Clevelan Cavaliers because they have no D. “

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

The shot was pretty fuckin’ cool, but his face afterwards, goddamn that shit was priceless

How gracious of you to “choose” to believe him and then go on and on about why you don’t really.

How gracious of you to “choose” to believe him and then go on and on about why you don’t really.

Or last year’s NBA finals?

I can’t shake the feeling that they didn’t think their plan all the way through.

In fact ... they did!

While I’m 100% behind this (you could sub out “Tony Romo” with “a tape loop of garbled subway announcements” and I would be 100% behind this), isn’t replacing your top guy with a total amateur, as opposed to one of the multiple qualified and experienced commentators you already employ, a bit of a concession that this

BAH BAH, JEEM