Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

As long as there were no rocks in the snow or solid chunks of ice, I think it would be fine.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

That seems REALLY fugging unsafe

Danny Ainge is a fucking genius. The Celtics’ version of tanking is to torpedo the Nets and steal their pick. Fucking incredible.

Why bother tanking? There’s no way the league lets them lose their pick.

I love this tank. I don’t love most tanks. But this one? There’s something almost erotic about watching the goddamn Lakers of all teams doing everything they possibly can to lose on purpose.

Silly, Fire Emblem has no problems.

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Patriots continuing their reign as the whitest team in the NFL

I’d love to see a Houston/Washington final, but I probably wouldn’t watch it. Ya know what I mean?

Zelda with short hair is a pretty interesting idea.

Where are the fathers?

What are the odds that the guy blowing the whistle trying to break up the scuffle is an ex-high school coach?

Kyle Busch has one of the most hateable faces in sports history.

Different game, actually!

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

lol