Nice, but the last Chrysler “luxury” car was a 65 Imperial. The new ones have a twinge of ghetto image, fair or not.

“I want my butt reliably heated and cooled in peace”

Amen brother

This.

The girl asks for reliability and people are suggesting Jaguar? FFS.

She really wants the LS-F / AWD, which is easily the best value car for $50k.

“Craving exclusivity” has to be the most shallow phrase I have ever heard.

“Treat yourself to a car that feels much cheaper than it really is.”

Yeah, she’s not buying a Kia.

I love condescending tones when they’re written, so I can read them in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

The best luxury of all is not caring about what anyone else thinks.

I was a banker.

She wants a luxury car, not a tarted up rental.

You’ll blend right in at the rental car lots and in the wrong side of Newark and Camden.

Treat yourself to a car that feels much cheaper than it really is.

Oh don’t worry, it will still be running when all the European rivals have long been junked due to expensive powertrain failures.

Gotta agree with Tom on this one, that 2016 S60 Polestar is the way to go. My family is very impressed with our S60 and it’s been phenomenally reliable. The pros of an S60 are as follows:

“I want a reliable luxury car. I really like the Maserati and the Alfa.”

Oh my sweet summer child.

Get a last-model-year LS400 for 1/10th of your budget and put the rest in a mayonnaise jar.

If there’s only one good thing Trump does out of this entire shitshow, it’s bringing an archaic word back into the American vernacular.

A star for you using ‘bigly’ correctly in a sentence.

Lexus? Lexus. CPO LS with less than 30,000 miles can be had easily in budget.

I’m going to say either Patrick’s ATS-V suggestion or Ballaban’s CTS-V wagon are equally correct choices. Either one would improve her life bigly.