Can confirm

Gets top grades for putting the fire extiguishers in the right place

“Have no money” is also a very effective strategy.

I usually don't comment on many of the technical issues discussed here in Jalopnik because I'm not very well versed on auto mechanics. However, since I was actually an engineer who worked with hydrogen for the Space Shuttle program (retired now) I cringe a bit at the idea of your local service station getting plumbed…

Bummer. Both on eBay are autotragics, and both are over $25k. I've seen them in the $20-25k range, however.

The used-car ads do bring a few of these poignant moments. Circa the early days of eBay, I was considering a proto-Tavarishtic purchase strategy, and wondered why so many of the cars I wanted seemed to be in Florida. I started imagining scenarios in which Grandpa retires, buys his dreamboat, retires to a place…