He's establishing himself as an asskisser, which is the best strategy he has for success, given the ginormous ego of the village idiot. 

On a related note, Google’s Project Stream for ACO is pretty amazing. Streaming services have been around for a while, but this is by far the best.

He’s still missing about 800,00 meals.

Maybe she’ll wake up and smash his skull in.

Depending on location, sun and temperature, wearing a T-shirt is extremely acceptable.

People rarely comment on deals posts: I came here to say I’ve never heard anyone compare SD cards to plastic storage totes, but that’s spot-on. Didn’t think a deals post would ever make me chuckle out loud.

People rarely comment on deals posts: I came here to say I’ve never heard anyone compare SD cards to plastic storage…

I remember when WA was first launching, they really tried to build it up as a Google replacement. It was never going to be that, but I’ve used it intermittently over the years, and enjoyed the experience.

I, for one, welcome our new Alexa overlords.

Doesn’t seem like an issue, then.

I don’t understand why all of the Kotaku posts on PS+ and XBLGold make a point to mention this every time. Maybe I’m overestimating people’s awareness, or maybe I’m underestimating how many new people join ever month without knowing how the programs work, but after ~4 years of both (plus however many other monthly…

Literally finished it two nights ago, 4 years too late. It’s damn good, incredibly unsettling and real disorienting in the beginning.

I didn’t stay for the credits, watched them later online. I don’t have much experience with comics or Spiderman, aside from the 90's cartoon and some games, but Spiderman 2099 is probably one of my favorite concepts. Almost as much as Batman Beyond.

This is not the battery revolution I have been waiting for. 

This is not the battery revolution I have been waiting for. 

It was what I was expecting, it’s still as entertaining unregardless.

I really hope Death Stranding doesn't fall down a rabbit hole. 

Man, MGSV was awesome.

I got them from the Kickstarter - they’re decent, if a bit too big.

I got them from the Kickstarter - they’re decent, if a bit too big.

It looked beautiful, voice acting was great (Nic Cage is pretty good).

Cool trailer. Terrible name.

That was an awesome show but godDAMN it was long.