Dude, dude, dude, I’m right there with you with the raw ass wiping. I feel you.

I guess the confusion is, why both? If you’re using paper and water, why not use wipes (and toss them instead of flushing them)?

Honestly, more than a first born child, I’m looking forward to better battery tech.

Honestly, more than a first born child, I’m looking forward to better battery tech.

It may not have needed a remaster, but it can definitely benefit from the exposure. Here’s hoping it jumpstarts the slow-mo-crash genre again.

Please give me the tl;dr on how your ass gets dry.

Goddamn do I want some potato salad right about now.

I need to start Persona 5.

Hey man, it’s not how big the Bowser is, it’s how you use it.

This is a nightmare.

That’s beautiful. It frankly amazes me contemporary software and games work at all, in the “pale blue dot” perspective kind of way. We put a man on the moon, and made a console play Crysis.

I have to believe there’s an extension that would fix that.

Too bad Criterion is completely dead. Remember their weird free-for-all vehicle open world thing they teased years ago?

I don’t know if I’d settle for a Little Giant. John Oliver speaks strongly of the DeWalt ladders, and he’s not paid to say that - he’s just a fan.

I don’t know if I’d settle for a Little Giant. John Oliver speaks strongly of the DeWalt ladders, and he’s not paid…

Can’t wait until they get down in price. And same for OLED monitors.

Can’t wait until they get down in price. And same for OLED monitors.

I recall hearing something about that. Still, years too late. Seems like they got too greedy, too big, too fast.

More importantly, they need to shake up the engine (which Kotaku ran an article on a while ago). That thing was adequate a decade ago, but now it’s horribly dated and limited in function.

I don’t know how I feel about the trend of round keys.

Years after publication, these are cold takes, but I really appreciate these analytical essays on one of the best comic series.

It doesn’t say if it’ll feature crossplay with PC/consoles, but I hope it does for the proliferation of the feature. I’m excited for a world where everything works with everything, and where my phone is my desktop, streaming box, etc.

Typewriter keys? Can you link? I’m curious what that looks like.