He was jerking it to Harry Potter? Some people.

Movie theater. “Family Toilet” (you know, the big single rooms with handicap and child diaper change facilities. Door unlocked, so I went in. A couple were having sex, her propped up on the sink, and he was just in the process of pouring about 1/2 cup of popcorn butter onto her head.

Don’t you mean the Mocha Crap Couple?

The weirdest thing I ever saw in a bathroom happened to me. I was dating my new boyfriend, and he asked me to his Christmas party, which was held in a dive bar near Chinatown since the employees were paying for it. Shortly after we arrived, I excused myself  to use the bathroom. Having done so, I wanted a lipstick…

So, this is all about context and the events that occurred after the bathroom visit. Some friends and I met up to see the (first) midnight showing of the 3rd Harry Potter movie. We were SO EXCITED! We stopped at the restroom beforehand, and in the stall I chose, there was blood all over the seat - ALL OVER IT. …

What the ever loving fuck. They must have graduated to murdering people together by now, right?

What? Is that weird?

That bitch has moxie.

I went to Vegas with some girl friends a few years ago and two of us met this charming group of Australians on the last night. One of them had been to Vegas multiple times and offered to take us out in Old Vegas for something new.

I was at JFK airport peeing in a stall when a Middle-Eastern woman in a burka swung open the faulty door. She saw me and screamed like she had just seen Manson in my vagina. When I came out to wash my hands she glanced in my direction, eyebrows furrowed, utterly scarred by what she had witnessed. Trying to calm the…

As a mother who had needed to use the toilet with a baby who has nowhere else to sit, it is totally possible to hold a baby, text, and go to the bathroom at the same time.

As a teenager, I worked at a Barnes and Noble and needed a bathroom break. When I opened the door, a middle aged woman was standing in the doorway of the far stall, facing me. She half had on her shirt, and under it was a bathing suit. Her hands were full of shit. And then I saw the wall behind her was covered, and it…

That is pure evil and also incredibly funny.

...how do you know it wasn’t a fresh poo that they took while in the bathroom? Did you see the bag of shit?

I was 17 (18 maybe?) years young working at a Starbucks when we were visited by a couple we soon came to know as the Mocha Frap Couple. Their MO was as follows: order a Venti Mocha Frap, proceed to the restroom while the drink is being made, smear handfuls of human feces they had brought with them in a plastic market…

I don’t eat in the shower because a) my shower is not room-sized and b) i don’t like it when my food tastes like water and shampoo.

Anytime someone is talking on the phone when I’m in a restroom, I flush. I think it’s only polite to the person on the other end of the call to let them know.

not seen, but heard a very disturbing conversation some one talking on a phone.

I was in jail (long story)-well actually the booking area-on a Sunday morning (along with everyone else who was on one Saturday night), and saw a woman blowing an inmate who was passing out bologna sandwiches.