like his fingers, like it always does.

@stassi “Baisics on a Plane!”

I remember walking down an aisle at a sex shop and some dude was penetrating the display Fleshlight with his fingers, THEN SNIFFED HIS FINGERS. It made me so sad. Like, now I can never walk down this aisle ever again.

When you see behind-the-scenes photos like that, you get a sense that she’s probably a really fun person. Wish we saw more of that; maybe people would be less horrible to her.

Love the picture, they look so warm and real.

SHE DID HAVE A REALLY, REALLY GOOD NIGHT

I’m mesmerized by Kim’s old face atop her terrible VMAs outfit

I’m a hetero woman but I wouldn’t kick any of those 4 out of bed.

Or someone said, “So how about that Brad and Angelina?” and then all four laughed for two solid hours.

Personally, I simply want to reduce the vaping community down to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it.

Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

Wow, that is wild! And harsh! And I really don’t understand the point she’s trying to make... as if a “one-on-one” “family only” baby shower wouldn’t include the mother of said child ?!

Meanwhile, HE IS OBESE. Miss Universe blew up to what, maybe a size 6? DEAR GOD, NO. It’s maddening.

What I love about the constant harping about the weight of other people is that he’s no athletic specimen himself. Glass houses, stones, all that.

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

Even those fuckers at Fox are starting to realize the kind of monster they’ve created. We are truly living through some interesting times, folks.

Why are they so vile towards him? Just because he’s fat?

Like what would be the point of even throwing the shower!? They are ass holes!

crazy how much she and kendall used to look alike, right?

Blac Chyna, his pregnant fiancée, was not invited to her own baby shower