Is it strange that they donate reading glasses? I’d think there would be more of a need for near-sighted people who can’t see distances.

man you are being generous.

No. Just no.

NO her and Drake are the perfect couple

I’ve smuggled KinderSurprise eggs from Canada into the US often. Then I read about the woman who was facing a fine for bringing them over the border, said “Fuck THAT,” and started smuggling Tylenol 1s instead. ;)

God damn I want some cocaine.

Dammit. Now I want some cocaine.

More colors please is also a totally coked out thing to say on a beautiful day. And the one after that in the article is hilarious if you read it like a coke head that’s geeked out of their mind.

my mother in law, a quebecoise, actually wont drive here in la. i had always assumed it was due to our poor and aggressive driving, but maybe its because we dont meet her minimum requirements of assholery.

It is. The “Love” part is about loving cocaine.

#influencer

Guess we can figure out how 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamine fits into this picture.

“The two women had been on a luxury cruise around the world aboard the MS Sea Princess, which originated in London and made stops all over the world, including the United Sates, Colombia and Peru.”

Don’t ever play “guess my weight” at the carnival.

I would have taken far better care of that cocaine.

I’m just sad for all that cocaine.

I didn’t read “Eat Pray Love” but I've always assumed the plot was basically this.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”: