I had one with a super thick accent who made us give a final presentation using a rubric that graded us on diction. It took me three weeks to figure out that “DIS-kiss” meant she wanted us to discuss something, and I was being graded on my pronunciation. In a math class. GTFO.

Oh man, this. If I’ve been to the gym or gone for a run, I look like I need a fast ride to the E.R. for about six hours afterwards. If I don’t change my clothes, I could clear a room.

Imagine being the third Hemsworth brother.

I don’t think it’s an issue of Kris Jenner wanting to keep them relevant.

It is.

on the lift to the lorry, so they can put the case in the boot.

And if she did, I say good on her. I really don’t get the fascination of shaming a woman for wanting plastic surgery.

However, if I go to the gym and then run errands, I look and feel like a horrible stinky disaster of a human being. I only rock the athleisure as glorified pajamas I can wear outside without shame.

Leggings at school pickup say that they are not like poor working pantyhosed or business slacks wearing me; they are over all of that. They can just wear ponytails and leggings and bright sneakers.

Sometimes when I am at my kids’ school, I feel like I missed the memo on what to wear. On Wednesdays, we wear pink workout pants.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like…

It’s a good point, though, and I don’t think it’s nitpicking.

This is kinda me being a pedant but I do think it’s actually an important point.

I agree, get it girl! She has no shame in sharing her party-life. At least she seems fun. Kim K is a bore.

On the tape, Paris repeatedly checks her phone and she leaves the guy at one point to go answer a call while he sits on the bed with his hardon, looking sad. It’s hilarious!

I love her too. I also think Burning Man seems exactly like the kind of thing Paris and Nicole would have loved in The Simple Life years. I’m actually shocked she isn’t already a regular there.

I was rooting so hard for her and Paris Latsis!

Paris is Burning, Man.

I kind of love her. I kind of love that she hasn’t gotten married yet and is headed towards spinsterdom (I mean she’s a 35 year old heiress, they’re usually married off by now!).

I’ve tried to bust ghosts many times but have always ended up nursing them or marrying them. Or sometimes both. Us ladies are just too nurturing for the violence of it all.