I had a “friend” that was great for that. One day she would be complaining about her boyfriend cheating on her and how she was done with him for good this time, the next she would be talking about how much she loved him, the next she would be talking about how she knows who her real friends are because they support…

I saw Louis CK Friday night and on the back of every other seat or so was a sign explicitly forbidding texting, photography, phone calls, whatever can be done with a phone. As far as I could tell, everyone complied. It was beautiful to just sit and watch a show and not be distracted by bad manners.

I paid for my own admittance, so that entitles me to an opinion about the rudeness of immature people who can’t get off their phone. People on their phones are being rude and distracting to other attendees. If it is a live show they are also being blatantly disrespectful to the performers. If something is so important…

I get that it’s your money and your ticket and therefore you get to do what you want during the concert (not including recording and blocking other people’s views. That’s not cool). At the same time, I think if you’re super close to the stage and you’re doing this, it’s sending a rather rude message to the artist…

It’s not a funny story but this quote was kind of hilarious in a Downton Abbey way.

I’m beginning to feel like I felt when Brittney Spears was going off the deep end. I’m not comfortable mocking Lohan because she really does seem crazy.

Late 30s. People still do this shit. I’m thinking “calm your tits- some you have grandkids.” No seriously, they do.

Mind boggling, isn’t it? A friend of mine is the head of HR for a very large oil company. They had a candidate that was absolutely perfect in every way. Recent grad from a top engineering school, fantastic grades, etc. His social media profile however showcased some of the worst elements of humanity. I won’t go in to…

I received a very formal invitation to a friend’s third wedding, and these words were embossed in gold at the bottom: Divorce is not an option.

Isn’t it a lot more fun to do that kind of thing in person, over cocktails?

Thank god for my introversion and preemptive sense of shame. I’ve seen so many get burned—my sister once wrote a loooooong post about how she’d conquered her relationship problems and forgiven her husband’s cheating, right before she fucked a random in a nightclub bathroom. THAT’S WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE A NOTE.

I was chatting with a friend of mine in Germany about this literally moments ago. He says that German media is reporting that the victim was the attacker’s romantic partner and was pregnant.

The motive for the attack is unclear, though the German paper Stuttgarter Zeitung reports that both the perpetrator and the victim were employed at the same restaurant, and that the suspect drew the blade following an argument.

Ugh, I had a coworker that would come in and just trash her fiance- she really raked him over the coals to people she worked with daily and people that she barely knew. They separated and she just really upped the gossip and then she came in one day and sat down and barely said a word. Everyone was worried about her.…

I wonder what Taylor/Burton would have looked like on Snapchat

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements.

Them

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Yah, ok, if you’re going to report it, report it correctly.
you wrote: “Five days of self-imposed house arrest later, Swift finally crept from her L.A. mansion”

Just checkin in to make sure everyone involved in this is still terrible. Yup k byyye