Before clicking on the article, I somehow read Amber Heard as Amber Rose and was much more intrigued by the pairing of Amber Rose and Elon Musk.
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Goddamnit! I misread an article. He doesn't do cocaine, he just drinks a shitload of Diet Coke! I need to edit.
Is this the path Talor Swift is following? Who will she choose next? SUCH EXCITEMENT!
but let us compare:
Some of us prefer:
The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”
going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?
Batali’s peen = ‘the third croc’
Do you think Mario keeps the Crocs on during sex? Something tells me he does.
And Baylor.
My favorite description of the “Flip or Flop” couple:
He talks about obedience and being “sweet” with regards to the kids all the time. I just pretend that’s not a thing.
“Floor plans - it’s open, but it could be MORE open.”
she was/is terrible......BUT she was essentially raising 8 kids under the age of 5 all by herself. jon was useless
God, she had the ultimate “Let me speak to your Manager” haircut.
I’m proud to say that I have only ever cried once in Newark. And those tears got me a seat instead of being put on standby (thank you, whichever trickster deity rules over Newark).
- The mother of Nick Young’s baby is threatening to name her new daughter “Iggy.”