I’ve been reading a lot of places that people think 2016 is already worse than 2015, but it wasn’t until today that I decided to hop on the bandwagon.

I bet you have a pretty harrowing story to tell, my friend...

ZOMG my bf is like, so mad about it. I’ve never played a pokemon game before this one, but damned if I don’t enjoy it! I think all the peeps milling in parks and beaches hunting pokemons in packs of 2 or more are cute as heck.

Even worse is living in a basement apartment underneath a dude with a waterbed. Ask me how I know.

Gillian Anderson should be nominated and wining everything.

I’m not even playing Pokemon Go (yet) and I’m still annoyed by all of the bitching about it. Just shut up and let people enjoy their hobbies.

I had the same thought but I would (and have) bought used pants. I guess shorts just remind me too much of underwear?

He’s also “very serious” about finally making that Dick Tracy sequel we’ve all been waiting for.

You lost me at Beatty.

It should read “leather sweatpants”, which are super practical.

Clearly I’m the only person who has ever thought, “Hmm, I’m feeling too confident about my body. How can I remedy that?!”

Don’t judge her BDSM lifestyle! Is there any temperature leather pants feel appropriate in?

I will admit, I laughed at Lena Dunham’s confession that she overestimated her need for formal shorts.

Probably just stuff she had lying around ‘cause she’s a stylist. The dress is a 12.

You nailed it! IT42 is US6.

Wait, are these their real, actual clothes? Because Rachel Zoe’s stuff is a size 8. She’s way smaller than that.

Not a fan of the elongated pointy toebox, myself, but love the color, and these would work with a lot of different kinds of outfits. They were bought already, probably by some fetishist who won’t even wear them.

I love the dig Gwyneth gets in there about the Prada dress - it was right after she gave birth and it’s 2-3 times bigger than she would normally wear. So you know it’s like a 6 and she’s secretly calling us all fat.

I'm pretty sure I saw that flea bags purse on sale at a truck stop next to some "authentic" dream catchers and a bumper sticker of Calvin pissing on a Ford logo.

I always wonder how many of these items are purchased by men from their mothers’ basements.