I keep giggling at this and concerning my cat. Oh! Humanity.

Makes them feel like the Real Men they delude themselves into thinking they are? Manliness is very important for these insecure manchildren.

What’s with these right wing douchebags and their love of playing dress-up?

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Literally no one outside the military cares about the difference. It’s like a banking dude being pissed that regular folks just don’t get how an Executive Vice President is totally different than a Senior Vice President.

Dukakis wore it better.

He’s wearing a vest AND Wayfarers, how do you not take him seriously??

As ridiculous as this looked, it was a photo-op on a training ground, and no officer ever thought, for a moment, that this meeting would decide the course of an important mission.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

I’ll take “This Guy’s Job Sucks” for $500, Alex.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

This will mark the first time ever that ISIS will use the word “LOL” on their official propaganda site.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Does what it says on the tin!

They expected all of that stuff to benefit THEM, not those other people with the darker skin and funny accents.

You’d be surprised how many legal immigrants voted for Trump on the thought that their undocumented family members would be fine.

I guess they just listened to the people who said “don’t take him literally”, because when one of your issues is “regular politicians are too dishonest”, voting for someone who you can’t believe the words coming out of their mouths is a great idea...