LOL. TSLA down 8+% so far.

I’m pretty sure this car wasn’t designed to be a taxi. The Cybercab was supposed to be the new budget model, but then Muskrat fell in a k-hole and decided that Tesla is now an autonomous taxi service, so repurposing that prototype was the only thing the engineers had time to do.

It’s also clearly not designed with children in mind either.

Unfortunately TSLA is down 8% today, lol 

In my opinion, what will hold back R2/R3 sales won’t be demand but production. I would shop an R2/R3 over a Y 7 days a week if it was available, well-built and similarly priced. It’s not Elon that is the deal breaker, it’s something else.

Bingo. No matter how the election turns out (but especially if Trump wins), these two delusional self-obsessed drama queens are going to end up constantly squabbling and trying to undercut the other, knifing each other in the back and then making nice to each other’s faces while the entire country collapses into ruins…

Cyber-Robo-Optimus? Goddamnit...what an infuriating man-child. I can picture him playing with his vintage transformers on his desk and Colonel Sanders barges in.

I am not looking forward to the next four years of life in this country becoming dominated by the inevitable petty love/hate psychodrama between these two oligarchical lunatics.

Pretty sure that most of the Silicon Valley billionaires that are supporting him just need pardons for inside trading, taxes, spacs, and toxic waste.

You’re exhibiting far too much thought in this. The relationship between Trump and Musk is purely transactional. Much like it is between these two and anyone else in their orbits.

The sad thing is that dumbass billionaires put out bullshit renders like this all the time for futuristic transportation and cities. But at least in other cases it’s not part of a publicly traded multi-billion dollar company that doesn’t suddenly tank into oblivion overnight after such laughably sad childish dreams…

I’m still trying to work out how 20 people fit in this thing. Looking at the picture of the interior and assuming there are two more seats in the foreground you can’t see, that would be 8 people in the middle two rows. Assuming there is barely enough room for a person to walk between the middle rows, that means…

“That doesn’t seem like a reasonable way to get your groceries home or whatever.”

Man, instead of jumped the shark, people will start saying Showed The Robovan.

The no-wheels look is really dumb. It just makes it look like a vacuum cleaner. They should have gone for the white wheels of the Henry Dreyfuss designed Mercury locomotive.

Elon Mush is probably the third worst person in the world, after Putin and tRump.  Can’t wait until he flies into the sun on one of his rockets.

I’m assuming his response to the extremely low clearance and inability to get over even the slightest bump is that he’ll come out again in four years when they still have nothing and promise that the Ruboven is going to fly, actually. In just three years, just you wait!

It is all vaporware.

Never. Going. To. Happen. Not sure how much longer this charade can go on, but I bet they open pre-orders soon...

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.