Helen Beristain, who herself was a former undocumented immigrant from Greece.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

This is the type of thing that actually makes me defend Trump sometimes.

Since inauguration, it’s been

Wow, cry me a motherfucking river

I somehow can’t summon the sympathy no matter how hard I try.

I’m not a petty man, so I find no.........

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

Donald is doing exactly what he promised (although, to be honest, he’s promised to do just about everything and the opposite, so...). The idea that you would vote for a liar who does nothing but make empty promises because you thought he would be good for the economy is laughable.

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

“I wish I hadnt voted at all”

It tells you something about the apocalyptic fear the right created around Hillary Clinton.

I’m enjoying it I could never feel sorry for these idiots.

I’d really like to feel sorry for her, but

...with Splenda to cut the bitterness.

I never thought the leopards would eat my face

I wish they could put this woman’s tears into a soft drink for me to enjoy.