My dog smiles hard when she's happy. It's absolutely the best thing in the world. That is all.

You probably know this, but the gross dude who replied to you can be dismissed by hitting x on his comment. That's what I did so that no one else has to see his vile apologism.

I am a criminal defense lawyer and I have gotten shit on this website before for explaining, .e.g, why the prosecutor in the Jameis Winston case decided not to go forward with charges (hint: because the case was miserable.) But having read through the Kansas City Star's excellent recitation of the facts, I cannot…

The expression on her face is the exact expression you get when someone starts sticking their finger in your butt juuust a little and you're surprised but a little confused and trying to decide if you should go with it or make them stop immediately.

As someone who lives in a country with free health care, situations like these is why I just can't understand what goes through many conservative Americans minds. They rail against things like socialized medicine and claim that they would lead to things like death panels and a big brother like government making…

"I didn't mean to piss you off so badly"

I was a push-up bra for his ego.
I am stealing this line.

Dude, that was a total bitch move on Husband's part. He must have some idea of the things he likes to eat, or of what is normally in the fridge. He's not a guest in your house; he's an active participant (ideally). You're totally right to be peeved.

No, no, no. Signing a form saying "I object on religious grounds" does not begin the process. The process has already begun. And since this is not a theocracy, simply working for a religiously-affiliated organization that doesn't want to cover birth control means that they don't have to cover it, not that because of…

I'm almost more disgusted by the fact he found five women willing to have kids with him than by the fact he keeps breeding and giving 'em Nazi names. What the fuck are those women thinking?

ROFL that one is the worst. I'd say that over half my single friends are on a dating site of some sort... it's not some big shameful secret anymore. The other one I hate is when they answer the 6 things you could never live without with things like food, shelter and water. They always think they're being soooo…

"that I'm on an online dating site, lolz"

I used to watch A&E all the time - Biography, Intervention, City Confidential, and all the things Bill Curtis narrated. Since Intervention ended, I can't remember the last time I watched A&E, or the last time they showed a documentary.

YES! No one understands. Fish phobes for life!

This whole argument annoys me beyond belief because it just goes to show how little people know about the First Amendment.

Well that sounds like a plus for me too! I tend to get chafed after awhile from pads (is this TMI? is there actually such a thing as TMI in a menstrual conversation haha?) if my period ends up being a long one. I think I'm pretty much sold on trying this out now. :)

Yes thank you! I just made a similar comment in the greys without pictorial proof. Their redneckism is a marketing ploy. This is why I was somewhat surprised. This is not a family of rednecks. This is an affluent, educated family who happens to be in an industry that appeals to rednecks. I thought they were better…

West Virginian here. I know this feel, I know it well.

Escaped to Seattle a few years ago, and the thing is, now when I go back, it only seems worse. I saw a guy from home on FB yesterday just needing to add—after wishing someone Merry Christmas in a comment—that "I say that a lot lately. Especially if there's a…

Confirm. We also (I'm speaking for all of us. Deal with it.) hate showers of all kinds.

Actually, they don't. Wasn't looking to get into a back-and-forth, just that "probable cause" is a specific term, and does not apply to entering your home. There is a much, much higher standard there than in your car, or on your person. If they have grounds they're coming in anyway, and if they don't, whatever they…