My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hate finding sources that look promising but that turn into dead ends. It's depressing.

The over/under on the number of months before we find out about some laughable/horrendous sex scandal involving this douchebag is set at 40.

This seems a good a place as any to quote Emma Thompson:

I do think she's being deliberately antagonistic but it's not to "extend her 15 minutes" it's because there's very real money in making old conservative people angry and scared. She doesn't care how things like that play on MSNBC because the angrier it makes them, the better her audience likes it and the more likely…

Oh man, I did love Ruby. But Heaven, ftw. It had hillbillies!

My 14 year old neice is a huge gardasil promoter. That's because she watched cervical cancer kill her mom when she was 12. She nursed her mother for four years, as the cancer slowly took everything. She's the only teenager I know who knows how to administer morphine via injection and change an adult diaper. Why didn't…

The popular and unrelenting support received to those who are borderline obese (not just 30-40lbs overweight) frustrates me as a fitness advocate who intimately understands how poor health negatively effects a family, a community and a nation."

you're not alone. he's got that handsome devil thing going on

Anyone else have a weird crush on Danny Huston? Just me? Okay, just checking.

Wow, the "50 Shades of Grey" movie turned out weirder than I ever would have thought possible.

As a Christian Liberal I say,"Nutjobs, please." The only thing we evil liberals want to do is show some actual Christ-love. We want to undo the hurt people like you have caused others.

I think women themselves are to blame for a lot of this. We get so used to judging and being cruel to each other from a young age. I remember in grade school that I didn't care one bit what my male classmates thought, but I was terrified of the mean comments that my 'friends' would say. Why can't we stop the stupid…

Is this one of Jack White's lady bands?

The thing that pisses me off the most about this is the people who made this decision for her are also the first people to agree on cuts to WIC, food stamps and the like.

Why is it these guys who are completely average think they deserve to date Angelina Jolie?

Have you ever watched a sitcom or movie? lol That's your answer right there.

Coincidentally, the next season of True Blood will introduce the evil society of Vaughn Meader worshipers who can shape-shift to take the form of Sysco delivery men and are able to infiltrate Merlotte's with poisoned olives that turn those who ingest them into perverted platypuses who burrow under the houses of…