That's reasonable though! Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?

That’s because Gen X’s gateway drug was cutting sarcasm and caffeine, before we moved onto bitter irony and heroin. Jesus. Kids today.

Do you ever suppose the Republican Muslim Coalition and Log Cabin Republicans hang out? Is it like how the goth kids sometimes used to sit with the theatre kids?

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

I want to see this argument roll out in a current situation: "Well, yes officer, I did kidnap this person, but I have been treating them very well. Well, yes, they've been doing all my chores for me and sure, if dinner isn't on the table at 6 a beating is in order, but I put this roof over their head. Well, yes I do…

Religion gave them the same thing it always gives the underclasses - a fairy story that tells them to STFU and take it, they’ll get their reward eventually.

I know he's a bit of a wanker but that's no way to refer to another person.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

When you play a Game of Throwns, you win, or you sue for damage to your eye.

Were the diamonds on the soles though, that's the question.

Not to mention that the earlier school starts, the earlier they get let out. This leads to many parents having to spend even more money to enroll their kids in after-school care due to the average workday not ending until 5.

You seem to love playing the contrarian, and I get that, but you also seem to offer about as many solutions as I’ve got dorsal fins. And you’re coming off like the president of the damn SeaWorld Booster Club.

Police believe he’s a member of the Tea Party. Lest we forget, one of their most prominent voices, Joe “The Plumber” had this to say about gun ownership in the wake of Sandy Hook.

My husband and child could ignore me for hours but the minute I so much as look at my phone they suddenly need me to help them perform the most basic of functions.

It never changed for me (white/gold, ftw), but my significant other could get it to change depending on when he looked at it. It was weird and strange.

We all lost friends over The Dress.

“I think people want to work harder,” he told Dover’s News 9, “to be able to have more money in their own pockets — not to be dependent upon government. You can take it out of context all you want, but high, sustained growth means people work 40 hours rather than 30 hours, and that by our success they have…