If you owe me $1.2M I’ll serve you at your grandmother’s funeral. I’ll serve you during your colonoscopy. I’ll serve you on your moon base.

Too high from all of that blow. I heard the sub ground its dirty cowboy boots into Eddie Murphy’s suede couch.

Also somewhere in the distance, Colin Kaepernick is stifling a grin because even though people way to bring up his second year stats or his refusal to accept a position with the Broncos, he ALWAYS had an air of I know more about the NFL than I'm letting on. The equivalent of "I saw it coming, that's why I went SOLO!"

Fat, white and stupid is no way to live your life.

Pretty sure you are being genuine so allow me to retort. Most people who victim blame (or in this case, more generally, put the onus squarely on women to protect themselves) COMPLETELY overlook the behavior from men. Words have meaning, and when you focus your words on one half of an equation while ignoring the fact th…

If this was an Am I The Asshole post, it would be an “Everybody Sucks Here”

Somehow this makes me like & respect both of them less, they both come off as egotistical and somewhat abusive 

She does look more like a Stagecoach Meghan or a Stagecoach Rebecca. Let me quit. I don’t even know who Zazie B is, but if I was an actress there is no way I would turn away from the chance to work with Idris, Regina, Jonathan...

The officer later testified that raising one’s hands up “is an assaultive posture demonstrating resistance.”

16 year old kid trying to pull himself up by his bootstraps, applies for a job. Ends up getting pulled up by his handcuffs, beat up and arrested.

It’s still country as hell.

An attempt by Republican lawmakers in North Carolina to enact a statewide voter identification law was blocked by members of the state’s court of appeals, who wagged their fingers like Dikembe Mutombo and said the law was discriminatory against Black voters.

That old and most pertinent adage for the dumb moron white people to learn

Republican voters: it’s out in the open that you want as many votes of non-whites (and as many non-Republican white votes, if feasible, as well) made difficult of impossible, because you are stupid, petty shits who only want a “leadership” that, while all-but-openly contemptuous of 90% of you, is willing to flatter…

I wish that something could be retroactively done about all the shitheads who got paid leave for this kind of thing.

GOP: “We want voter I.D.!”

Too right. Every teacher gets trained early on not to put their hands on students for any reason. There are only a few exceptions to this, and messing with a child’s hair “for reasons” isn’t one of them. They just don’t think certain kids matter enough for them to have to follow any rules.  I hope lawsuits and job…

Mental health issues are a requirement for GQP politicians.

“ABC notes that Samsel has said he suffers from mental health issues...”

On the driving alone, Verstappen deserves a three place penalty, easily. He made a move that had no chance of working without taking undue track position (as noted by the stewards). In simple terms, he tried for the move too late. You can’t bull from behind unless you can make half level by corner entry, and he was…