Fox News fired Tucker Carlson

I guess you can say she was...

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

No Peter Thiel? I guess he was smart enough to stay away from the Trump Branded Internet Tire Fire.

The more I hear about the overpriced SW experience @ Disney, the more I miss the Star Trek experience in Vegas.

I’m surrounded by assholes.

So Mel dressed him up to look like Indiana Jones ;)

I assume it will be just like McDonald’s. The local managers and suppliers aren’t going anywhere. McDonald’s probably even left the instructions behind.

Shouldn’t we ask Uranus for consent first before probing?

You should really get Uranus probed at least once a year, per medical advice. I’d say we’re overdue for examining Uranus, so a large probe might be needed for insertion.

I want her to invite Professor Anita Hill to the swearing in ceremony.

More elaborate pranks could involve:

I’d blame the airlines, who made checking bags so expensive that everyone packs a (too big for actual carry-on) carry-on bag. Then continue blaming them for not making sufficient space for all the carry-on bags they forced people to bring. 

(10 seconds later, Heidi realizes Ted went to Cancun)

Somewhere in Texas, Heidi looks on at her husband with disappointment in her eyes.

“The Earls of LA” premiering on Paramount+ next month.

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

Wow. Turned out...fair?  Im suprised.

Finally, fucking around lasted so long I thought we’d never get to the finding out phase.