I guess you can say she was...

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

I want her to invite Professor Anita Hill to the swearing in ceremony.

More elaborate pranks could involve:

I’d blame the airlines, who made checking bags so expensive that everyone packs a (too big for actual carry-on) carry-on bag. Then continue blaming them for not making sufficient space for all the carry-on bags they forced people to bring. 

(10 seconds later, Heidi realizes Ted went to Cancun)

Somewhere in Texas, Heidi looks on at her husband with disappointment in her eyes.

“The Earls of LA” premiering on Paramount+ next month.

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

His mom must be so proud, boy.

A cautionary tale for my Latin/Hispanic brothers and sister out there. You are not one of these white people. No matter how bad you wanna be. No matter how nice your car is. How good your job is. How nice your house is or how white your wife is.

Wow. Turned out...fair?  Im suprised.

EXACTLY 💯. He fucked around...

Dude got arrested in his underwear. 😄

Finally, fucking around lasted so long I thought we’d never get to the finding out phase.

“ “My exact thoughts. Never seen Z throw this look.””

Clean up in aisle grays.

If you gonna report something, report it right. Thank the television program In Living Color for bringing Michael Jackson to Super Bowl XXVII. Fox showed an episode of the show live opposing Super Bowl XXVI’s halftime show & it drew a sizeable chunk of the audience from that game. It was hyped up as much as The Super…

Well, having an insurrectionist like Giuliani on the show is just a bridge too far and Ken Jeong had to draw a clear line in the sand. I am not surprised that Robin Thicke got up and walked away as he has not publicly expressed any disdain for those kind of lines.

And since every single thing in this world seems to be speeding up the slide down the slippery slope, I’m assuming that it’s just a matter of time before Casey Anthony pops out of a duck costume singing “The Children Are Our Future”.