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“Ma’am, the reason I pulled you over is because your tail light is out.”

It’s going to be a high reach for the lawyers to prove that his attendance at that march and wearing that shirt 90 days after the murder of George Floyd was somehow significantly influential enough to not be impartial, and could not be minimized by the 7 months between the march and the trial.

They bill by the hour.

Ahh, the Saturday morning classic...

I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes. 

I’m surprised pour-over coffee makers aren’t more popular. When combined with an electric kettle and disposable filters, a pour-over is faster and easier to clean than a French Press or percolator and way cheaper than a Keurig.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

Neither is this, but at least the windshield wasn't damaged!

It wasn't to clean the windshield. There were 19 spiders and 3 snakes on the screen with the driver yelling "GET THEM OFF!GET THEM OFF!" (Holden racing with the assumption that it's in Oz)

Comparing it to the alcohol industry is a false equivalence because tobacco is far more addictive and dangerous. AA has about a 25% success rate at 1 year for first timers, less than 10% of people who try to quit smoking are successful for a full year the first time they try. Quitting cigarettes is much harder than

Eh, good liquor still burns pretty good even though its a ton more $$ than rotgut. The closer comp would be sugary flavored liquors like those god awful vodkas that taste like melted jolly ranchers.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly  ant on the wall every time an actor gets a phone call from their agent that they’re going to be in a comic book movie and they have to ask them to clarify whether it is Marvel or DC.

Credit unions ftw. Made the switch years ago and never looked back. Fuck banks.

I think you’ve been conned. The only hope for this family is the sibling who refuses to be part of their gimmick.

The daytime ensemble talk show announced on Monday that it would be on hiatus until Wednesday while it conducted an “internal review”

If your not getting a special rate from the dealer like a 0% apr offer in general go to a credit union and get approved to buy the car you want. They’ll get you pre approved up to a certain amount at a lower rate than most banks. Wait till after you have signed the purchase agreement to tell them this info. Give them

Lawrence Hodge,

Sounds about white with regards to the stealership. 

That doesn’t excuse them for treating customers like shit, though. 

Ah, the old “your loan application was denied” ruse. I had that happen to me once, except the application was never submitted and it was a lie to try to ram me into a loan with a bigger down payment, a much higher rate, and I am sure a bigger finance reserve to the dealer. Their mistake was not realizing that in a