Panama, are you sure you interviewed the Bay Area? Cuz there was no use of the word “hella”. There must be an inquiry stat!

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

Sixty-two year old mystery?

When asked about his effort in adjusting the animator’s code, Gaume replied:

Drill Sergeants/Drill Instructors/Sergeant Instructors - they have different titles depending on the branch of service and whether it’s enlisted or officer training (and it’s best you never mix those titles up while addressing them), but they’re all chosen for their moral character, strength, fitness and dedication.…

I do have a side question, is someone who is a Dental Specialist also a Drill Sergeant? I thought those were totally different classifications, or is a Drill Sergeant pulled from all classifications?

Please include criminal histories to include all drug purchase activity, DUIs and Child Services investigations on your website as well.

It's a town of less than 300 in Minnesota, they already know who's going and their whole life story.

This is why you don’t match drinks with Giuliani before a deposition...

I used to ask myself: What does the 55% of white women that voted for trump look like?
I used to think it was Sarah Palin.
Then i thought Ann Coulter, or her younger clone Tomi Lahren.
I used to think it was the random white Hispanic women here in South Florida, who are crazy and red as hell.
And then I thought it was…

No one can convince me that isn’t Kate McKinnon cosplaying as Victoria Jackson.

Cubic Zirconia and Rag.

Outlet stuff is generally still very good, but you HAVE to try them on before purchase. Banana Republic is notorious for this. You could be holding up two seemingly identical shirts, but one will fit while the other looks like it was shrink wrapped onto you.

Mister 45 is a hero to MAGA but he never meant a damn thing to me

If BP can make money now, in the midst of the pandemic, with gas as cheap as it is, I am at a loss.

the military has the UCMJ. Conduct unbecoming of an officer, can mean Literally(and I actually do mean it) anything that the military doesnt like.

How soon they grow up. 

Chex Quest. A Doom inspired, kid-friendly first-person shooter that was included on CD-ROMs in Chex boxes in the 90s.

It was real and it was rad.

I always liked the ones that had color-changing spoons to eat the cereal with.

“I’ve been watching you roll your eyes and offer half-hearted smirks, acting like a teenager who’s falling asleep in detention,” one caller told Moore.