Even before the pandemic, licking an entire Safeway sounded like a good way to die of disease.

I think it needs to be a 4.2. Deep Thought would agree with me on this.

Class 3. It’s basically a Klingon Bird of Prey, but with a really, really, really long “neck” and its FTL drive routes through Hell.

but lest you forget about the matter of scale...

Poppy Northcutt would have kicked your arse into space; then given you calculations for the sick burn she just gave you.

If you think you can do a better job after waking up at 2am, driving for ten hours, attending classes, then coming home and settling down with a drink on your day off to watch a race only to find out that you’re going to be up late reporting on a horrific accident, I encourage you to take my place and try your hand.

What kind of sick fuck drinks beer through a straw?

Facebook profile: “BrianandKelleyHornaday”

In 3-dimensional space up and down have no meaning. Down is simply the direction of the enemies base.

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I’m an academic librarian and actually have a little chat with every student in my research class about how these databases aren’t free. “You paid for them when you paid your tuition bill. Research it up, Jack! (And Jacqueline.)“

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

Enes Kanter is absolutely right here. Freedom isn’t free.

I’m just a small town pizza consultant, but I’d say these photos prove that the Roval is good

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Good thing he didn’t see the guy who came out after her.