Just waiting for the Burfict fan dipshits to come over here and defend the driver’s head-on collision.

Adam Carolla’s dealer.

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

In a suburb, not a city, but the biggest widely recognized dick move around here is for bicyclists to treat themselves as cars in the long stretches between lights (it slows down traffic, but it’s legal and fair), but to pop up one the sidewalk and pretend to be pedestrians at corners so that they can blow through the …

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Said claim/grievance won’t proceed because he did not double-doink it.

Yeah, but how far did he punt the football?

“We are drama, buh ba bu ba bu ba ba”

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Brown: $400K?

i thought if you played for the nets you only choked in may and june.  

Awe yeah, Alyson Stoner back to perform her dance solo!
I was totally bopping up and down on the couch for that whole performance. Missy killed it!

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

All of this is mental bubbleguts.

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

+3 sisterwife

+1 wife

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.