I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I would love to see them drive this up to a “Chains Required Beyond This Point” sign with a state trooper doing inspections.

Appealing? No.

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Man, that Winston Rose Bowl GIF... I always forget about the ref falling down, and then it happens and I’m like, “Oh shit! I forgot about that! That’s funny.”

The Stampeders are fine, but I like turtles.

Call me when someone decides to wear this facepaint

There’s a wonderful sense of kismet in the fact that you used the word ‘crusty’ in this post.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Because shut up, Kyle.

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

Some people have honor or integrity.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

My body redacted nothing for several days after eating Skyline.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

If you couldn’t fall in love with a mop, George Conway would be in a much better place.