Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

Some people have honor or integrity.

Sources say that the President is leaning toward a great candidate he’s seen on TV, Zapp Brannigan, to head the program. Not only will the moon landing by 2024 happen, it will be sexy and erotic.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

This article needs an update! This ONLY works if you have a phone you purchased directly from AT&T with HD Voice activated. So once again, if you’re a BYOD AT&T user, even with an otherwise perfectly compatible device, you’re SOL as they will refuse to provision your device for those features.

My body redacted nothing for several days after eating Skyline.

TMZ is as slimy as they come but they are good at what they do. If they report it, it’s true the vast majority of the time. 

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

And yet the Anti-Vaxx community can spread their untruths unchallenged....

If you couldn’t fall in love with a mop, George Conway would be in a much better place.

Alex Trebek: Sonic, a cassette tape of Gangsta’s Paradise, and Jim Carrey.

Does Robotnik blame Sonic’s condition on vaccines?

As a Seattleite, I approve of the utter embarrassment this brings the Thunder franchise at the hand of our PNW sister city.

TL;DR my nigga

Westbrook could not be reached for comment because he doesn’t show up for his team in the playoffs, in life or in afterlife.

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

Everyone in the United States is affected by this outage, whether they notice it or not. The traffic has to go somewhere, even when there is redundancy and intelligent routing, not all of it is going to go smoothly as some links are going to end up overloaded.

Not sure if I’d make that assumption. I worked at a company that used similar switches and they always purchased finished cables in varying lengths. When you are connecting that many cables, it takes forever to terminate them yourself.