when you open the back for service, do you see this?

HEY! We’re better than you pleb righties ok!? #leftiesmasterrace

I used to tell people I wanted to be an at-home dildo tester. No co-workers, very little oversight, and lots of pleasure. Teehee.

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.

They were the Oneder Boys until Tom Hanks caught wind of it

This fucking monstrosity from my hometown (Portland, OR):

slow clap...

“Was it Sting?”

This problem was solved quite some time ago.

I’ve had the best results with newspaper and Windex on my car, believe it or not.

Or you smelled weed and you suspect they’ve got something on the boat. We wouldn’t hear from them for the next 40 years, even if they were white.

I worked with a guy who regularly gave out decaf espresso to customers who were awful. If they were extra bad, instead of the skim they asked for, they would get half and half. He never got caught.

From the 1st pizza story: The typical don’t you know who I am etc etc.

Easy to program, rechargeable battery, custom lcd screen, hard buttons for dark rooms, comfortable in your hand. I love this remote.

Bandit has too many teeth for that to work on a southern flag.

Can’t be topped...

1:29 PM - 18 Aug 2015

To be fair, Cal did hang 41 points on them in that game, which was more than twice what Crablegs and the Creminoles could manage...

Find a reason to fly through/to Portland. They opened a Burgerville in the terminal. Healthy(ish), local fast food...yum.