Andy’s brother Michael is the one who is lining his pockets with this endeavour

I want a na-co!

She listed individuals in her lawsuit, not the Office of Governor or the Office of the Health Commissioner, so any money she wins will be directly linked to personal bank accounts

If you read the lawsuit, she calls out the defendants by name, and does not list the State of New Jersey as a defendant. Even throughout the filing, she states that she is suing them in their individual capacity. If I read that correctly, any amount awarded is going to be directly paid by the individuals, not the…

If I’m using it to line something (brownie pans or cookie sheets) a little bit of butter on the actual pan itself will hold the sheet in place.

To quote statesman Jay-Z

No, that’s politician talk.

If you can’t take them down with the BFG, you must be a Stormtrooper

I know your feeling, anytime I do work for either a hospital or the Medical Office building, I have to wait until 9PM to do anything. Although the OT is nice

There is still an article in the UCMJ that is still used to this day by the Navy that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment:

Until I saw the dogs on the back, it looked like a good Rodimus Prime replica

According to the CBA, this isn’t a violation that can be submitted for suspension.

I bet you it was warm apple pie

My mom taught me in her 92 Buick Regal Grand Sport coupe. Auto transmission, all leather interior. Drove around her work’s expansive parking lot on a weekend, getting it up to 55 (I tried for 88) a few times.

If it didn’t include “Hey look, it’s Big Ben!” followed by “Hey look, it’s Big Ben!”, followed by “Hey look, it’s Big Ben.”, you didn’t Vacation.

Leukemia in a otherwise healthy 41 year old adult is a red flag for radiation (Source: Adult Leukemias, Wiernik et al, New York Medical College, 2001)

Battlestar Galactica (SciFi/Sky Version) actually showed numerous fights between capital ships as well as smaller fighters and were praised for following Newtonian Physics

That is what that app says it does:

Because you may be from out of town and not know all the laws of the jurisdiction you received the ticket from. You may not know what forms to file with which department to get your ticket dismissed. You may not be able to set aside the time to do all of those things within government hours.

Some legal loopholes to fight tickets are: