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Look up Coburg, Oregon. They used the freeway outside of the city limits as a speed trap and made up about half of the city’s annual budget. When Oregon passed a law to prevent them from keeping fines on property outside of city limits, they went and annexed the land on both sides of the freeway.

OJ approves

And the movers are packing up his office now!

No, it was a 6-Pack of Zima

Not all... There are some agencies that deployed Vista the moment it was released.

No, its a way of keeping star athletes in school for one more year and a possibility of a better post-season bowl instead of them bolting to the NFL because they could get a first round draft pick.

I usually crossed them so that the back ended up on the front of the sock and the front ended up on the back of the sock.

And heaven forbid one snaps up and tags a very important part of your body

The schools are allowed under NCAA policy to pay for the premium.

Because Larry Brown hasn’t learned his lessons.

I guess he got to hear himself cum for once

Search on Facebook for the local Dutch Bros or even the corporate Facebook, they are always doing a big promotion once or twice a month.

Inhales deeply

The Governor of each state is the Commander in Chief of their own State National Guard. The Brigadier General serves at the pleasure of the Governor, just like all Federal Military officers serve at the pleasure of the President.

I can relate to that story. I went for a tackle, got up and saw my ring finger sticking straight up and my fingernail facing my pinkie. Had a teammate pop the finger back into place, I twisted my finger back into the correct direction, taped it to my middle and pinkie fingers, popped a motrin (coach said I had to),

Dont forget the Vicks!

Except it wasn’t a suitcase, it was a pencil case. The electrical plug to the right of the case should give a better sense of actual size.

Trent Dilfer isn’t the worst color commentator, this person is:

Except that the Nevada Athletic Commission oversees and sanctions ALL FIGHTS held in Nevada. Gaining their approval for each fighter is similar to getting a Driver’s License. If one state bans you, then you aren’t going to get a license anywhere else. Their laws state that they follow WADA guidelines for acceptable

“Barry” is President Obama’s self-described childhood nickname. Now used as a term of derision by those who disagree with his politics