Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

This is what happens when you use google translate and you set the target language to "Jezebel"

If they really wanted to follow the "Patriot Way," they would rally around their star player with emotion and conviction; unite with one another against the enemy; and as a cohesive, team unit, toss Brady off the side of a ship.

They should suspend him without pay.

When asked to elaborate on his reason for keeping his defensive lineman active, Harbaugh replied, "from what we've heard, flinching is not going to stop Ray McDonald."

The incumbent needs to go. In Buffalo, if you can't get it done in four years, it's never gonna happen.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

My grandmother had to drop out of school in seventh grade to start working, because that's what immigrant kids did, and was popping out babies in her 20s. She gave birth to five, raised nine. On my worst days, I can hear her in my head telling me to quit all my complaining because, even on her good days, she had it so…

So I don't buy NFL branded merchandise or tickets to any NFL games, I don't have DirecTV or the Sunday Ticket package, and don't factor into the Nielsen ratings in any way. I can still watch games knowing I'm not contributing to this awful organization, right? Because, man, football is a hard drug to quit

"His earning power is destroyed."

/rant on

In the NFL's defense, truth was really asking for it.

As anyone who went to school in NC knows, the only real academic fraud in the state is a degree from ECU.

I realize tennis players have a short shelf life, but c'mon, she was the 1-seed only 15 years ago.

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

As always, the story of a broken Trojan can take a while to develop.

Not the first time a handshake with Wang left someone with a mess on their hands.

In the broadest application possible: Fuck the NFL.

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.