Lax Bros: read Geoffrey’s anti-pet rant

That sort of edge is what makes Cam Newton great. Sure, it may be off-putting to common people, but that’s why he’s an undefeated 8-1 and you’re buying a ticket.

He's also still secretly at WKU...

And why shouldn't he make it? It's not like they're trying to kick OJ and LT out.

Gronk now reportedly interested in joining the Washington Redskins

I have just as much fun as anybody with Deadspin's bashing of PK. Giving King the benefit of the doubt though, he may not be "dying on (this particular) hill". He's probably doing 2 things:

My entire adolescence is a string of these stories almost as bad (clarinet boy still has me). I wouldn't know where to begin, but let's say I can relate to Manny from Modern Family.

Yes, yes, lapping up the sweet schadenfreude before it dries up. This team is young and deep. They'll be back to insufferable by Valentine's day.

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"I don't care what's going on in your life right now, there is no way you are enjoying yourself as much as these guys are."

You're just trying to bait someone to prove you wrong, aren't you?

After breaking up Jennings' route, the arresting officer was immediately contacted by the Bears' front office.

Corch is all that and more! Proud owner of DNJ Gateway Bank Mortgage (in case you haven't heard the radio spot on 99.9 the Fan that runs every 20 seconds).

There's no one moment, but:

"...no one would certainly blame you if you wanted to go ahead and start rooting for Andrew Hawkins."

Wow, his dedication to his alter ego is impressive, but I think paralyzing yourself is one step too far.

Next time you run, I'll sign up too, get my bib, and run alongside you. Every quarter mile or so inquire as to your football punting prowess.

see: Henderson, Marshall

Seems like the only thing Dwyer didn't hit this preseason was a hole!

No, it's not. But the GM of a football team is not a social worker. As long as the Vikings are not condoning, hiding, or helping that behavior they are not in the wrong. Express concern, take disciplinary action, and move on. The rest is for law enforcement, social services, and the child's mother to figure out.