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Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

Anyone who thought this was something to be scandalized over has no business being around food prep. If you think Panera makes everything they sell there fresh every morning (or any other fast food restaurant for that matter), you are insane. There is a reason the food always tastes the same no matter what location

“Did you know that when visiting foreign countries, Viktor Krum opts to shit on the floor as a display of dominance? And he doesn’t magic it away!

Not if you buy into JK Rowlings “revisions”.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.

Wait a minute... my Pepperidge Farm frozen cake wasn’t made on a farm?

At least McDonald’s makes the McMuffin egg fresh.

The bread is baked on-site. Or at least used to be; my wife had to get up at 3am every morning right out of college to have everything ready for breakfast rush.

My ex-wife hated casual-dining places not because the food was reheated or any of that but because “if we’re gonna eat fast food, let’s just go to Del Taco and pay fast food prices instead of spending $40.”

Are there people who really think there’s someone in the galley kitchen of chain joints stirring pots of mac and cheese, red sauce, pesto, alfredo, chicken soup, cream of tomato soup, and broccoli cheddar soup while sweating over short ribs, mashed potatoes, pans of lasagna, roasting chickens, and flipping burgers?

If you don’t want white people to stand up and call out racism, to ridicule racists, to call attention to racists, to attack the racist beliefs and actions of white racists, what do you want of us? Should we stand aside and do nothing?

He puts his body in the way and you contribute by scorning his language choices?

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

They can bring their own Pasta House.

If you think about it, it’s really the fans’ fault. They just didn’t tomahawk chop hard enough and the players didn’t feel any support.

It takes an amazing act of assholery to make the Cardinals look like the team I want to root for. The Braves managed to get there. Well done. 

I’m a (non-chopping) Braves fan, and I’m not even mad.