Dude, get off his mannschaft.

Then Donald done gone smell-blind...that’s why he’s always sniffing...IN VAIN.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

I will never not star a Walk Hard reference.

I actually believe Trump when he says he’s never had a drink or taken drugs. His brother died from alcoholism, after all.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

“Hold my beer.” -Pats

You mean Turkey makes the structural frames for same F-35 fighter that has consistently failed to deliver the promised results, become the most cost overrun plagued defense project in history, and has basically been one giant clusterfuck from the moment it was designed? That F-35?

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Was gonna say it’d be great for a sinkhole to take all of Cobb County, then realized my two very cute nieces live there. So if we can give my brother and his family a 30-minute* warning to hit the road, that’d be great.

I don’t think Yadi has any particular problem with baseball players celebrating good plays.

As a cardinals fan, as soon as I saw him throw his bat, I knew that everyone was about to take the most righteous shit on us for it, and that we would have to take it if we didn’t want to look like even bigger shitheads for it...

“...in my great and unmatched wisdom...”

Oh come on. At this point, displaying the confederate flag and then crying over people’s negative reactions is the equivalent of a German girl wearing a swastika belt buckle and being all: “I don’t understand the outrage! It’s an ancient Asian religious symbol I’m wearing! I don’t mean that! Gee, people really like…

“... something which definitely would have escalated the situation had the troll been an actual constituent struggling with mental illness.”

Living dystopia has left me unable to enjoy dystopia. Sorry. 

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Thanks to Wohl, Warren has now locked down the cougar vote.