Press F to Deadspin Forever.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Not to mention that this moron literally just gave the place a glowing review to anybody who actually reads it even though they only gave it one star... including their ‘11k followers’ on Instagram. I don’t think they realize that their entire review was actually an endorsement for the restaurant, especially since it…

As a person who owned a business, the people whose influence actually drives sales have between 300-9,000 followers. When you’re over that, it’s all white noise to your followers. You’re just a 24 hour commercial channel. Someone with 2,000 followers who leaves a glowing review of a place, though? You almost always…

11,000 followers.  wow, that’s a lot of people you are “influencing”

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

I can’t believe it has taken this long for him to appear in public.

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

You inspire me with your calm, stoic disposition and unwavering prioritization of that which matters most in life.

That show is so much better than it has any right to be. It took a video game that has almost no plot and gave it stakes on character, religion and world view that just don’t exist in the original castlevania universe. It’s so good, but also a perfect illustration of why it’s the video game movie exception and not the…

I know someone who learned how to date Natalie Dormer. For some reason I can’t understand, doctors hate her.

I clicked on “How to Date Natalie Dormer” for this?!?!