Gosh, it’s almost like when the leader of your party spends all of his time openly attacking and degrading Latinos, as the rest of the party hierarchy sit back and gives their tacit approval, Latino voters might be more motivated to vote for the opposition and put a state with a high Latino population like Texas at…

Did you have to go full asshole on him at the end of your reply?

I have far more hate for the ignorant, racist, and/or lobotomized Americans who actually voted for him.

Surely there’s a spot on the practice squad for this guy, right? He slept on the damn grass! At least let him play the opposing teams fastest WR on the scout team!

That baby’s parents are dead. That baby’s parents are dead. They are smiling and giving thumbs-up in a picture with a two-month-old who is an orphan because someone heard 45's words and used them as the inspiration he needed to murder the parents and a bunch of other people minding their business at WalMart on a…

He looks like if the Mucinex mucus cartoon turned into a human and lived 60 years and then that human became a wax statue and that wax statue was reanimated by the soul of a recently executed serial killer.

No, you CAN punch Trump, it’s just not worth it. You could very well get close enough if you have the thousands upon thousands of dollars to attend whatever garbage plate fundraiser he hosts, then don a MAGA hat and ask for a pic. After you connect you will be tackled, and you will go to prison.  It can be done, but…

If I was that baby’s uncle, I’d have shoved Trump’s thumbs so far up his own ass it’d be like a reverse-pacifier.

Good one. Nightmare before Christmas wasn’t on the list I was looking at since it was Touchstone (which is owned by Disney) but wasn’t labeled a Disney movie because the Mouse-ear wearing suits thought it was too scary for kids. And the issue if you drop that is that A) Pocahontas is not good and B) A Goofy Movie…

Challenge accepted.

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I’m just here for Jock, and I wonder if my wife will dress our scotty up like that

I’d argue Futurama is superior to Family Guy partly because the former knew how to make you cry.

Jesus christ what a total piece of shit.

Oh stfu. Its about decency. I wonder if your “Liberal” friends keep you around as a pet-neandertal.

Same with Wicked Weed.

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

Simple, he IS the farting boner corpse. Spoilers.

How is he supposed to survive in the wilderness without the aid of a farting boner corpse?