He called Michael Irvin retarded on air. He's still ok in my book.

The crowd at the small-scale horseshoe consisted of archers, mechanics, spacemen, and 50 Harry Potters.

"Ovechkin's not dirty per se...

So that's where Lou Holtz's cue cards went.

Is it the shoes?

Referring to McDonald's and Burger King as "chain-dining establishments" is insulting to Applebee's, Red Lobster, and Taco Bell.

"I'm going to allow this."

Football in the groin! Football in the groin!

The next day, he woke up with... amnesia!

He's going to be even more pissed when that jersey gets him pulled over for having an obstructed plate.

You beat AJ down Cherry Tree Hill?!

I'm pretty sure Colin Cowherd is Mint-Berry Crunch.

Sounds like Pullman won't go quietly into the night. They will not vanish without a fight.

It's his lucky draft t-shirt!

How could someone be so... oh, he owns a Vizio. Nevermind.

Just wait 'til next season. Van Slyke will save us...

...breaks a number of journalism "codes" in my opinion.

@Vic Starsky: I'm not optimistic...

Lance Harbor says it's real.

He's just never seen a white one that big before.