"Fly ball.....not caught."

Aw. He's just having fun out there.

So the #deletedscenes post is back?

So when she decides not to go on record, will Deadspin be posting every salacious rumor pertaining to Jenn Sterger? That is, if you can find any.

Definitely liking the #rip tag. Can we put the #andnowhesdead tag to rest?

@MarxKarl: Guess they've come a long way since "Let's shake their hands."

They ruined their dad's best tarp! He's gonna be so pissed.

Geraldo was asked to leave when he gave away catcher positioning to the batter.

Drew is the only funny writer on Amazon reviews anymore.

A braver industry would've thrown Albom out onto the street years ago. This one gives him a plaque.

"I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious."

Just stick to the true purpose of Facebook: Ogling bikini pictures of hot girls you don't talk to anymore.

The night ended with Rob waking up our skittish friend wearing the mask outside his window at 4am, tapping on the glass with a giant cleaver.

Tennessee football players in trouble? Is it July already?

Well this is certainly more entertaining than any Thighlights post.

@bigredgambler: What about ZJ's?

Sadly, I still have my 1992 Pittsburgh Pirate World Series tickets.

Goodbye my looooove...